"Why did you have to jump out the window? "
“You know why,” Skulduggery said, walking away.
Axle looked up, tears streaming from his eyes. “Why did he do that? Why?”
Stephanie glowered. “Because doors are for people with no imagination,” she said, and lead Axle to the car.
Derek Landy, The Dying Of The Light (via cityoftoomanyfandoms)
h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times
Real revenge isn’t driving around in a Lamborghini and saying ‘Fuck you’. Real revenge is making something of yourself. That is the fuck you.
Gerard Way
arewe-all-weare:

hope-is-a-songbird:

she now has an academy award.

The disappointing part is that it wasn’t for this movie

dexterandsaracen:

things to think about

  • turning onto the last page of book nine and knowing it’ll all be over in a matter of seconds
  • reading the last sentence, the last line of the series that’s such a huge fucking deal words can’t even describe it
  • not seeing a “book 10 coming 2015" page
  • finally having to close the book and move on with your life
After the Bridge Part Four

cassandraclare:

A story for those who might have wondered what Tessa and Jem did after they met on Blackfriars Bridge in the epilogue of Clockwork Princess.

Those who do not like Tessa&Jem together or Jessa sexytimes probably should skip this. (You will not miss anything that will affect your understanding of later books.) Those who like that sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.

After the Bridge alternates POV between Jem and Tessa. It will be posted in installments. This is Part Two. It is not the whole story. There are more parts. As this is one short story and not chaptered, each post will contain the whole story from the beginning up to the point where that part ends so that new readers or readers who don’t remember what happened won’t have to hunt down the previous post(s.)

[Also just a personal note: since starting to post this, I’ve been bombarded with requests to write Clace, Malec, Sizzy, Wessa, Jemma, Jordelia, ships that don’t even have names, etc short stories. I usually turn down requests to write short stories for published anthologies because I don’t have time — I really don’t have time to write a ton of short-story-length outtakes. I’m writing this as it grew out of a discussion with Holly Black and Kelly Link about romance shapes and sat on my head and demanded to be written. When that happens again, I will happily post what I write because I like to share free content. But I do need to focus on TLH and TDA right now, and nothing else is calling to be written. In other words, and I hope I am saying this the nicest possible way, I can’t take requests. We will all just have to see if inspiration strikes and hope it isn’t Mortmain/Benedict “The Worm” Lightwood.]

Meanwhile, definitely an R rating below. I admit I don’t really understand the rating system. SEXY TIMES. These characters are consenting and 135 years old, but I would probably keep the story away from kiddies.

AFTER THE BRIDGE PART FOUR 

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I’m up at 5:30 tomorrow someone please help me

My taken name is.. Saracen Rue
Derek Landy at a fan event, Pavillion Theatre, regarding his taken name and how Rue’s power is that he ‘just knows things’. (via violentcheese)

…OMFG I just- wtf how can he just say something like that… my mind is literally blown. The world now makes sense.

"Why did you have to jump out the window? "
“You know why,” Skulduggery said, walking away.
Axle looked up, tears streaming from his eyes. “Why did he do that? Why?”
Stephanie glowered. “Because doors are for people with no imagination,” she said, and lead Axle to the car.
Derek Landy, The Dying Of The Light
draculahs